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		<title>Poor Guy</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
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<p>He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he&#8217;s in there, the husband tells his wife:</p>
<p>&#8220;Listen, this guy&#8217;s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn&#8217;t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.&#8221; If he wants sex, don&#8217;t resist, don&#8217;t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he&#8217;ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.&#8221;</p>
<p>To which his wife responds: &#8220;He wasn&#8217;t kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!&#8221;</p>
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