Get your fascinators ready, girls.

We bring you the fabulocious news that the queen of pop might be getting hitched.

Good old Madonna – she just loves to shock.

Apparently, the 50-year-old is going to strut up the aisle with her 22-year-old toy boy, Jesus Luz, this very weekend.

We know you’re currently gobsmacked, and can hardly believe your eyes, but we have proof – in the form of Jesus’ Papa.Get your fascinators ready, girls.

We bring you the fabulocious news that the queen of pop might be getting hitched.

Good old Madonna – she just loves to shock.

Apparently, the 50-year-old is going to strut up the aisle with her 22-year-old toy boy, Jesus Luz, this very weekend.

We know you’re currently gobsmacked, and can hardly believe your eyes, but we have proof – in the form of Jesus’ Papa.

Luiz Heitor Pinto da Luz told Brazil’s Quem magazine: “He is very happy and this ceremony would just confirm that.

The event is reported to be a Kabbalah commitment ceremony in New York.

But Luiz continued: ”I don’t know if there will be an actual wedding. From what I have read there could be a sort of ritual, but I don’t know Kabbalah… to know if it’s valid and legal.”

We’ll have the confetti prepared, just in case…

But if you’re still feeling sceptical, click on to see who else has tied the knot this year…

Halle Berry wants another child.

The 42-year-old actress – who already has one-year-old daughter Nahla Ariela with boyfriend Gabriel Aubry – is open to the idea of expanding her brood, but won’t allow herself to become fixated with the idea.

She told US talk show host Ellen DeGeneres: “My mind says yes, but the rest isn’t up to me so we’ll see.”

Despite Gabriel’s previous admission he wants a “big family”, Halle has no desire to have a huge brood.

Referring to mother-of-14 Nadya Suleman, who famously gave birth to octuplets in January, Halle joked: “I hope I don’t have, like, 14 more!”

Last October, Gabriel, 32, praised Halle’s parenting skills and claimed the pair were “working on” having more children.

He said: “I mean, look at her – she is unbelievable! She is the best mom that anybody could ask for – or wish for!”

Halle – who has been married twice – and Gabriel have been dating since 2005 after meeting on a Versace photo shoot.

Despite planning a future together, the pair are in no rush to wed, with Gabriel saying: “We have no plans for marriage. We are more married than ever, really.”

It’s been a week of fever pitch speculation…

And now Coleen Rooney has confirmed she’s expecting her first child.

Writing in her OK! column, the mum-to-be declared: “It’s true – I’m pregnant.”

“It’s the most brilliant news and, along with marrying Wayne, the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”

“Wayne is over the moon and so excited and I just know he’ll be a great dad.”

The 23-year-old, who married Man U star Wayne in a luxurious Italian ceremony last year, said having a baby “is something we both wanted, and we feel incredibly lucky and happy”.

Col also revealed her tot is due in October, and says she expects to continue working throughout the run-up to giving birth.

“We have no idea whether our baby will be a boy or a girl,” she concluded.

Needless to say, we’re dizzy with excitement.

Will the happy couple name their bubba Wayleen, as bookies are already suggesting?

Have they already started designing the nursery?

What type of sizzling Wag maternity gear will Col wear, and will she go to a posh hospital for the birth?

So many questions, so little time…

Talk about a family affair .With ex-wife Demi Moore and her husband Ashton Kutcher among the guests, Bruce Willis said “I do” with model and actress Emma Heming on Saturday, people confirms.
The small wedding ceremony took place at the actor’s home in Parrot Cay, Turks & Caicos.

Also present among the small group of guests were Moore and Willis’s daughters, Rumer Willis, 20, Scout, 17, and Tallullah Belle, 15.

The wedding coincided with Willis’s birthday: The actor turned 54 on Thursday. Heming is 32.

The couple, who met through mutual friends, have been together for more than a year and will be having a civil ceremony when they return to California, according to the actor’s rep.

Showing off her chic mommy style and growing baby bump, Nicole Richie  was spotted at the What Comes Around Goes Around Fall 2009 Collection Launch at Space 15 Twenty in Los Angeles last night (March 18).

Traveling sans baby or babydaddy, the preggers “Simple Life” starlet looked hot in a yellow hippie-style blouse overtop a cream colored shirt with dark wash jeans.

LeAnn Rimes is the hotness, even though she’s married. And now there is substantial proof that I am not the only guy out there that thinks the same. Meet Eddie Cibrian, her Northern Lights costar and current cliche love affair, according to Us Weekly. And according to LeAnn’s blog, or Le (which she prefers her fans know her by), Us Weekly isn’t pumping out bogus stories.

The Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas has confirmed that Paris Hilton will be celebrating her 28th birthday in its nightclub, Body English, the weekend of March 6th. Hilton held her 25th birthday party in Las Vegas two years ago at Pure nightclub in Caesar’s Palace.

Even though her birthday has passed (it was February 17th), PR reps for the Hard Rock tell CNS that Hilton’s official bash is Saturday night in Body English, with two private parties in the penthouse suite with 30 of her closest friends. We’re also told Benji Madden made the list, even though the two are no longer an item.

Hilton has already held two birthday bashes for herself. The first was at New York’s club Butter on her actual birthday, and the second bash was in her private club in her Beverly Mansion.

Her party held in her mansion was a pink-themed party where guests, who included her sister Nicky, Hayden Panettiere and Stavros Niarchos, weren’t allowed in unless they wore pink. No word on whether her party in Body English will have any sort of theme.

While the story’s still being disputed, tabloid reports tell that Brody Jenner  and Jaycle Nicole  have drawn an end to their seemingly blossoming romance.

The MTV reality star and his Playmate of the Year girlfriend started dating towards the end of 2008, just recently celebrating Jayde’s birthday with a romantic gataway  to Hawaii.

Joining a mass of fellow celebrities, Halle Berry  was spotted arriving at the 2009 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Graydon Carter at the Sunset Tower Hotel last night.

The “Monster’s Ball” babe was joined by her boyfriend/babydaddy Gabriel Aubry and looked stunning in a strapless black-with-gold-accents dress as she posed for the paparazzi.

Move over, Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

Crystal Harris wants to make her presence as Hugh Hefner’s third new girlfriend known!

The 22-year old busty blonde revealed on E! Online’s message board that she’s moved into the Playboy mansion alongside the aforementioned twins.

“Hef gave me permission to fill people in on the new updates as a voice from the mansion,” Harris wrote, adding that only only her and the Shannons have replaced Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson so far, though “there are a couple [other girls] that we have interest in.”

As for details about Harris: she’s a psychology student at San Diego State University. Her MySpace page  paints her as a passionate romantic that loves a good cliche as much as a wrinkle-laden roll in the sack:

“I believe in opening your heart and letting your walls down, it is better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all.”

Shockingly, Crystal Harris has posed for a number of scantily-clad photos. Click on each one below to enlarge it…