Archive | January, 2009

The bride tells her husband

Posted on 25 January 2009

The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?”
“OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the
prison’ and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made [...]

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Body Art Halle Berry

Posted on 23 January 2009

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A Classic From the Campaign Trail

Posted on 11 January 2009

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Crystal Harris Claims Her Piece Of Hugh Hefner

Posted on 08 January 2009

Move over, Karissa and Kristina Shannon.
Crystal Harris wants to make her presence as Hugh Hefner’s third new girlfriend known!
The 22-year old busty blonde revealed on E! Online’s message board that she’s moved into the Playboy mansion alongside the aforementioned twins.
“Hef gave me permission to fill people in on the new updates as a voice from [...]

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Poor Guy

Posted on 08 January 2009

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, [...]

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Scarlett Johansson: A Harper’s Bazaar Beauty

Posted on 08 January 2009

Scarlett Johansson may be in love with Ryan Reynolds, but that won’t stop millions of men from dreaming about the gorgeous actress tonight.

In a recent interview with Harper’s Bazaar, Johansson opened up about her engagement.
“I wasn’t surprised that it was happening, but anyone being presented with a beautiful diamond ring, as a girl, you just [...]

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Britney Spears As An Space Alien

Posted on 08 January 2009

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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony: united front

Posted on 03 January 2009

Putting up a united front amidst rumors of a rocky relationship, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were spotted smooching while attending an inauguration ceremony in San Juan, Puerto Rico on Friday (January 2).
Held at the Capitol Building, the “El Cantante” co-star couple looked their usual elegant selfs as they put on smiles for [...]

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0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Posted on 03 January 2009

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she [...]

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Bush

Posted on 03 January 2009

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